Won't Answer Door!
You come selling something at my door?
I'll ignore you.
Yesterday I had a visit,
from the Schwan's Guy.
He comes often.
I wish he wouldn't.
I told him before "we're all set".
He keeps showing up.
He knocked on my door.
I hit the floor.
Commando crawled to underneath the window,
hoping he wouldn't notice that I was home.
(I'm sure the van in the driveway was a clue)
I felt silly.
I'm sure I looked idiotic.
I just couldn't turn him away AGAIN.
He's only trying to make a living.
I waited...and waited...
He knocked a few more times.
I'm thinking he knew...
Ben sort of gave me away.
He suddenly began to cough, and cough.
It was his way of tattling.