Thursday, September 4, 2008

NICE KNOWIN' YA!

Hello my dear friend Port...today is the day you must come out. You've been a great friend, really you have! You were there when I needed you most. Unfortuanately for me, this was nothing but a friendship of convience and now that I no longer have a need for you...I must kick you to the curb. I'm sorry if this hurts, maybe even stings a little...but think about all the times you hurt me...there, now we're even. Maybe someday we'll meet again. (I'll have my people call your people.)
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Port, it's been nice knowin' ya!

7 comments:

ChefTom said...

ouch, I am a wimp when it comes to pain, You my girl are so brave in my book to go through all you go through with your humor and spirit intact.

Jenny said...

I say good riddance to that creepy, bumpy thing sticking out of your bony collar bone! Ew.
(happy recovery)
:-)

Smilin' sunshine said...

bye bye port!! Hooray!!

LL said...

yikes!
so long to THAT thing.
hope your feeling good!

Anonymous said...

Sis. Orton:
So glad Bro. Orton only had to wear the “Red Socks”. As good as he looked at the wedding I can’t imagine him in one of the red bridesmaid dresses. Tell him he does make a nice couple dancing with the groom, but the red socks are enough, stick with them.

We hope and pray life is returning to normal for your family and they find some answers for you soon. Just knowing would be so helpful in so many ways.

I’m glad Port is gone, I recall we had one of those in our family for about 2 years. Nice to have when you need it, even better when the need is gone and so is Port. We worried and worried about it falling out and getting infected. We avoided any infections, but when it came time to remove it the Doc. just said he was going to pull it out. He about had to put his foot up on the chest and yank to get it out. Port had become very attached to our family by that point.

Take care and give the family a hug from us

The Bach’s

Mostly Stacie's Space said...

Glad to hear you are doing good enough to get that dumb thing out. It is not fun being attached to those things. :P Love you Stacie

Christy said...

So hilarious! What would your life be without the humor! I guess that is why God feels you can handle all the trials, he made you FuNNy!
I loved your last post too! It is so normal for us to wonder why? But hard at the same time. I love our church for it's simple and true teachings on faith.