Dearest Becky, this is your daughter who combed her hair and brushed her teeth just for church. Oh yes, did I forget to say that I asked her to do both and she STILL forgot?
Love, Mr. Mom
Dear Husband of mine, wasn't that the SAME SHIRT that she had on 2 days ago when I last saw her? That makes day 3 with this unwashed shirt...and to think that she wore it to church? Please tell me she didn't breathe on anyone.
Your loving wife, Becky