UNCOOL!

Today I took a nap that was less than restful. 

First I dreamt that the house we were living in caught fire.

I remember knowing in my dream that Ben had died

because I wanted to get all of his stuff out of the house.

I wore socks to bed because my feet were cold.

But woke up from my dream FLAMING HOT!

I kicked my socks off and rolled over.

Too late, I was awake.

And feeling like something wasn't right.

I threw the covers off and ran downstairs.  

It was even HOTTER than upstairs.

The thermometer read 94 degrees.

UNCOOL!

I could hardly breathe.

I looked at the pellet stove and realized my mistake.

I had turned the burn rate up thinking it was the blower speed.

(duh!)

I gave up the nap and headed out to run some errands.  

Because I was tired and feeling lazy, 

I threw my hair up into a hat.

After the errands were through,

I met the kids over at the school to pick them up.

Kayla was still finishing up her practice

so Kaleb and I sat and watched.

Out of the blue he turns to me and says...

"Mom, no offense but you don't look good in a hat."

WHAT?!?

First off all, I'm not trying to 'look good in a hat'.

I just didn't want to do my hair.

Secondly, WHAT?!?

"And those shoes?  They don't really go with your outfit."

(as he slides down the bleachers)

Seriously?

UNCOOL!

I just got totally dissed by my 14 year old.

What-ev.